Palm Tree Express
A Trip to the Never Never
Personalized Digital Book

By Perry Stone | Smoking Turtle ePress
171-page Landscape Tabloid PDF Digital Book

The Palm Tree Express is a myth wrapped in margarita madness — a full-throttle, bikini-laced, soul-bending crusade straight into the heart of tropical euphoria. Part pirate philosophy, gonzo adventure, and awakening — it’s not a story you read— it’s a call from the wild.

Memphis, our mystic, adventure-seeking rogue, explores the Mexican Caribbean — fueled by margaritas, bikinis, and a hidden pirate’s cache of lost medallions. Along the way, he redefines paradise so you don’t have to be rich (or dead) to get in.

Perhaps the world’s first “flip-flop philosophy,” it is wrapped in sunglasses, sunscreen, and crystal blue Caribbean waters. Sometimes completely absurd, but always entertaining. It is raw, real, and definitely unapologetic.

It teases you with the words of Kerouac, Márquez, Hemingway, Thompson, and other high priests of wanderlust. Manifested misadventures, secret codes on cocktail napkins, and over 40 pages of tropical imagery — it dares you to accept the life you want.

Answer the call—it just might change your life.

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Step into the spotlight with your very own edition of The Palm Tree Express – A Trip to the Never-Never. Put yourself—or someone special—on the cover and create a keepsake that’s as bold, beautiful, or playful as you want it to be.

Sweet, romantic, adventurous, or a little naughty—it’s entirely your choice. Just send us a high-resolution photo, and we’ll design a stunning personalized cover. Each edition also includes a full-page dedication inside for your message, making it not just a book, but a heartfelt, one-of-a-kind gift that lasts forever.