Palm Tree Express
A Trip to the Never-Never
Digital Book
Original price was: $22.95.$12.95Current price is: $12.95.
By Perry Stone | Smoking Turtle ePress
171-page Landscape Tabloid PDF Digital Book
The Palm Tree Express is a myth wrapped in margarita madness — a full-throttle, bikini-laced, soul-bending crusade straight into the heart of tropical euphoria. Part pirate philosophy, gonzo adventure, and awakening — it’s not a story you read— it’s a call from the wild.
Memphis, our mystic, adventure-seeking rogue, explores the Mexican Caribbean — fueled by margaritas, bikinis, and a hidden pirate’s cache of lost medallions. Along the way, he redefines paradise so you don’t have to be rich (or dead) to get in.
Perhaps the world’s first “flip-flop philosophy,” it is wrapped in sunglasses, sunscreen, and crystal blue Caribbean waters. Sometimes completely absurd, but always entertaining. It is raw, real, and definitely unapologetic.
It teases you with the words of Kerouac, Márquez, Hemingway, Thompson, and other high priests of wanderlust. Manifested misadventures, secret codes on cocktail napkins, and over 40 pages of tropical imagery — it dares you to accept the life you want.
Answer the call—it just might change your life.
What the Critics are Saying.
(⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️) “It’s not about the treasure, mate, it’s about the Paradise. The Palm Tree Express is like a compass that doesn’t point north—it points to freedom, rum, and palm trees.
Pirate, Ex-employee East India Trading Company
(⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐) I met Perry one week in June. He came through here with his camera, his laptop, a pocket full of pesos, and his never-ending smile. We talked at length, or I talked; he mostly listened. But he listened well, because the Palm Tree Express is a reminder that freedom isn’t just a place—it’s a state of mind. What I learned, I shared, and now Perry shares it with you. Don’t wait until everything you thought you had is gone. Get busy living or get busy dying.
Andy Dufresne
Criminal Desperado, Prisoner of Paradise
(⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️) Palm Tree Express is the most beautiful, thought-provoking eBook ever created. It will transport you to paradise and inspire you to live there forever. By far, the greatest book on the planet.
Perry’s Mom
Heavenly Guardian
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