Palm Tree Express
A Trip to the Never-Never
— Paradiste Version eBook
Original price was: $15.95.$9.95Current price is: $9.95.
The Palm Tree Express – A Trip to the Never-Never
By Penny Stone | Smoking Turtle ePress
Welcome aboard a 171-page adventure. An immersive odyssey in the pursuit of the heart and soul of paradise.
Memphis, our mystic, adventure-seeking rogue, explores the Mexican Caribbean—fueled by margaritas, bikinis, and a secret pirate’s treasure of lost medallions. Along the way, he uncovers—or invents—a set of tenets that redefines paradise in a way that accommodates the masses. And the really good news is, you don’t have to be rich or dead to get in.
Threaded with real misadventures, cocktail-napkin doodles, and over 40 pages of lush, full-spread imagery—each paired with the words of Kerouac, Márquez, Hemingway, Thompson, and other high priests of wanderlust—it dares you to accept you want the life, and it is yours for the taking.
Paradise isn’t a place. It is a decision. Sometimes, it’s completely absurd, but it is always entertaining.
In Paradise We Trust.
All aboard.
Until you witness a seventy-year-old señorita singing a Spanish version of Hotel California a cappella on the beach at sunset, to earn a few pesos for dinner, you cannot understand the essence of the tropics.
The heart of the little dreamy-eyed girl that still beats deep within her rose to the surface and sparkled on the small crowd watching, transfixed. Memories of the love she had shared reverberated in her voice. She transformed into a vessel for everything right in the world.
She transmitted emotions, like a storm passing rain. She cast an inescapable force. You didn’t need to understand — you felt it deep in your soul.
— You can never leave.
Now share a pitcher of margaritas with your sweetie next, and you are going to fuck like banshees. Paradise 101
What the Critics are Saying.
(⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️) “It’s not about the treasure, mate, it’s about the Paradise. The Palm Tree Express is like a compass that doesn’t point north—it points to freedom, rum, and palm trees.
Pirate, Ex-employee East India Trading Company
(⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️) Palm Tree Express is the most beautiful, thought-provoking eBook ever created. By far, the greatest book on the planet. But, he is such a naughty boy.
Perry’s Mom
Heavenly Guardian
The Paradiste Edition offers the full journey in a refined, streamlined package — nearly indistinguishable in quality, but lighter in size and price.
It’s for those who value beauty, but travel light.
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