Palm Tree Express
A Trip to the Never-Never
Digital Book
Original price was: $15.95.$9.95Current price is: $9.95.
By Perry Stone | Smoking Turtle ePress
171-page Landscape Tabloid PDF Digital Book
The Palm Tree Express is a myth wrapped in margarita madness — a full-throttle, bikini-laced, soul-bending crusade straight into the heart of tropical euphoria. Part pirate philosophy, gonzo adventure, and awakening — it’s not a story you read— it’s a call from the wild.
Memphis, our mystic, adventure-seeking rogue, explores the Mexican Caribbean — fueled by margaritas, bikinis, and a hidden pirate’s cache of lost medallions. Along the way, he redefines paradise so you don’t have to be rich (or dead) to get in.
Perhaps the world’s first “flip-flop philosophy,” it is wrapped in sunglasses, sunscreen, and crystal blue Caribbean waters. Sometimes completely absurd, but always entertaining. It is raw, real, and definitely unapologetic.
It teases you with the words of Kerouac, Márquez, Hemingway, Thompson, and other high priests of wanderlust. Manifested misadventures, secret codes on cocktail napkins, and over 40 pages of tropical imagery — it dares you to accept the life you want.
Answer the call—it just might change your life.
Until you witness a seventy-year-old señorita singing a Spanish version of Hotel California a cappella on the beach at sunset, to earn a few pesos for dinner, you cannot understand the essence of the tropics.
The heart of the little dreamy-eyed girl that still beats deep within her rose to the surface and sparkled on the small crowd watching, transfixed. Memories of the love she had shared reverberated in her voice. She transformed into a vessel for everything right in the world.
She transmitted emotions, like a storm passing rain. She cast an inescapable force. You didn’t need to understand — you felt it deep in your soul.
— You can never leave.
Now share a pitcher of margaritas with your sweetie next, and you are going to fuck like banshees. Paradise 101
What the Critics are Saying.
(⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️) “It’s not about the treasure, mate, it’s about the Paradise. The Palm Tree Express is like a compass that doesn’t point north—it points to freedom, rum, and palm trees.
Pirate, Ex-employee East India Trading Company
(⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️) Palm Tree Express is the most beautiful, thought-provoking eBook ever created. By far, the greatest book on the planet. But, he is such a naughty boy.
Perry’s Mom
Heavenly Guardian
The Paradiste Edition offers the full journey in a refined, streamlined package — nearly indistinguishable in quality, but lighter in size and price.
It’s for those who value beauty, but travel light.
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