Beach Bum’s Guide
to Living Incognito

By Perry Stone | Smoking Turtle ePress
Getting lost is a nightmare, unless that was your plan.— DISAPPEAR IN STYLE
AVAILABLE January 5th, 2026

The Beach Bum’s Guide to Living Incognito is your how-to for dropping off the radar without dropping off the map. Want to ditch the 9-to-5 grind, disappear from the algorithm, and still live a life of sand, surf, and sin? This book lays it all out — from hacking your lifestyle to playing invisible in plain sight.

You’ll learn how to blend in, live cheap, stay free, and find the magic in being nobody — all while building a life that actually feels like yours. No filters, no spreadsheets, no “boss energy.” Just you, the tropics, and a plan that actually works.

In a world increasingly dominated by digital surveillance and interconnectedness, the allure of disappearing—of truly living incognito—has never been stronger. Whether you’re looking to escape the political climate, societal pressures, or the looming threat of digital IDs that will track your every move, this guide will provide practical advice and strategies to live incognito. This isn’t just fantasy; it’s a roadmap to freedom.

Getting lost is a nightmare, unless that was your plan.