(⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐) I met Perry Stone one week in June. He came through here with his camera, his laptop, a pocket full of pesos, and his never-ending smile. We talked at length, or I talked; he mostly listened. But he listened well, because the Palm Tree Express is a reminder that freedom isn’t just a place—it’s a state of mind.

What I learned, I shared, and now Perry shares it with you. Don’t wait until everything you thought you had is gone. Get busy living or get busy dying.

Don’t be an Andy, be a Perry. I will see you around paradise, because you can find it if you try.

Andy Dufresne

Criminal Desperado, Prisoner of Paradise

(⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐) “I always thought of paradise as scoring four touchdowns in a single game and “Bundefying” the other team’s cheerleaders or being at the nudie bar. But The Palm Tree Express has opened my eyes, and I can see Hooters on the beach, barbeques on my balcony, and Peg in a riptide.”

We made Perry Stone an honorary member of No Ma’am. Dream big, or dream about Big’Uns.

Al Bundy

Shoe Salesman & Polk High School Football Legend, Gary's

(⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐) The Palm Tree Express is an eBook that I should have written. It describes a place in one’s heart and soul filled with like-minded dreamers like me.
Life is about courage and going into the unknown.”


Walter Mitty

Negative Assets Manager, Armchair Adventurer

(⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐) Palm Tree Express is a wild horse, and you are the cowboy out on the range. It isn’t some fairy tale paradise—it’s got a kind of edge. It’s like a majestic wild horse, and if you learn to ride it, you’re in for the adventure of a lifetime. Don’t be the trailer park; be the tornado and shape your storm.”

Beth Dutton

Mergers and Acquisitions, Rancher & Rebel

(⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️) “It’s not about the treasure, mate, it’s about the Paradise. The Palm Tree Express is like a compass that doesn’t point north—it points to freedom, rum, and palm trees.

Captain Jack Sparrow

Pirate, East India Trading Company

(⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️) “Can We Talk? This Book Is Fabulous, Darling! Oh, honey, let me tell you, Palm Tree Express is the escape we all need! It’s like a face-lift for your soul—takes you away from the wrinkles of life to a paradise so lush, even my sequins are jealous. I read it poolside, cackling at the thought of sipping martinis under palm trees instead of dodging paparazzi. Get it, read it, love it—or we’re done!”

Joan Rivers

Comedienne